Waiting for Boaz

To all single ladies who are in a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives:

Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Drunkaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz & especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz.

Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz!